NEW JOKES

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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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Thori Deer baad sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gai

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100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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or
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Thori Deer baad sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gai



ADMI: sir meri biwi gum hogai he
postmaster: bhai ye post office hy tum police station ja kar report karwa
Admi: kya karo khushi k marey kuch samajh nahi araha



Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho gai, dukh is bat ka nahi. Dono ne mujhe jalane k liye shadi pe bulaya dukh is bat ka nahi. Wo khushian manate rahe dukh is bat ka b nahi. Meri mohabat ka khun ho gya, dukh is bat ka b nahi. Dukh to is bat ka hai k,
Wahan..
Mujhe.
Pepsi nahi mili

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Aik bhikari ny ghar k bahir se awaz lagayi: babu ji roti milegi?
Andar se awaz ayi: Biwi ghar per nahi hai
Bhikari: main ny chummi nahi, roti mangi hai.

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Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya

Police man : jail mai kese aye?
Sardar : media ki Larki interview kar rahi thi,
Us k seenay par "PRESS" likha hua tha,
Aur mai nay "PRESS" kar diya

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hahahahahhaha v v v interesting jokes yar 22222222222222222 good .ab meri bari
AIK PATHAN APNI GIRL FRIEND KO PROPOSE KAR RAHA THA IS TARHA SE
PATHAN:KUTTA MAR GAYA RAZAI MAIN
YEH PATHAN REH NAI SAKTA TERI JUDAI MAIN
PANI PER MACHAR TAIR NAI SAKTI
YEH PATHAN TERY BEGHER REH NAI SAKTI


Doctor:
"Bachey ko paani dene se pehle ubaal lena chahiye"


sardar:

"woh to theek hey per ubalney se bacha mar to nahi jaye ga"

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ismat tum bhee maray sath reh reh kar achay joke marnay kagee ho.

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Meri MOhabat Ka Mazak Mat BanaO

''DARAZ''

Hyraan Mat HOn, I M ChOta BrOther Of ''FARAZ''...

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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye.


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1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
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. Eid Mubarak

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola


Khair Mubarak ;P : )

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Meri MOhabat Ka Mazak Mat BanaO

''DARAZ''

Hyraan Mat HOn, I M ChOta BrOther Of ''FARAZ''...

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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye.


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1 Pathan Ko Road Pe Say 100 Rupay Ka Note Mila
Jis Par Likha Tha,,
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. Eid Mubarak

PatHan Ne Note Pocket Mein Dala Or Bola


Khair Mubarak ;P : )


aik lerka apni sister say kehta hai k papa kal raat say room say bahir nay aye baad main uski behan kehti hai haan yaad aya papa nay tail manga tha aur main nay gulti say elfi pakra de thi

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Pathan: London ma double story bus mai baitha..

Condactor nai usy uper bhej diya..

Pathan bhag kr nechy wapis aya or bola:

Marwaye ga kya uper to driver he nahi hai..

hahahaha

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Son: Papa apki shadi ho gai?

Papa: Haan !!

Son: Kis se Hui?

Papa: Bewakuuf, tumhari Ammi se.

Son: Wah Papa !
Ghar main he setting kar li...

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kisi ka jotha peeny se shifa milti hay fraz kameena ya bolty bolty mery sari pepsi pee gay


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mai apni ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon fraz aik tery aany say phly aik tery jany ka bad

sardar: Yar ye larkion ko shadi k bad BEGUM Q khte hain?
Pathan: so simple shadi k bad larkion k saray ghum lirko ko mil jate hain is liye wo BEGUM ho jati hain.

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MURGHA MURGHI say: aj main buhut khush hon tm jo kaho ge main manon ga MURGHI: chal fir anda day k wikha

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son 2 father:bcha zyada intelligent hota hy ya baap?
Father:baap
son:acha'' pakistan ks ne bnaya?
father:Quaid-e-Azam ne,
son:unk baap ne q nhi bnaya.........

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ek bacha train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha:jis kutte ko charhna hay charh jae aur jis kameene ko utarna hai utar jae
yeh dekh kr uss k baap ne train le kr rakh di..
kuch der baad dekha k bacha khamosh betha hai to uss ne train wapis kardi..
bacha phir say khelne laga aur kehne laga:jis kutte ko charhna hay charh jae aur jis kameene ko utarna hai utar jae.
train pehle hi aik kuttAY ki wajah se 20 mint late ho gai ha

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ek bacha train se khel raha tha or keh raha tha:jis kutte ko charhna hay charh jae aur jis kameene ko utarna hai utar jae
yeh dekh kr uss k baap ne train le kr rakh di..
kuch der baad dekha k bacha khamosh betha hai to uss ne train wapis kardi..
bacha phir say khelne laga aur kehne laga:jis kutte ko charhna hay charh jae aur jis kameene ko utarna hai utar jae.
train pehle hi aik kuttAY ki wajah se 20 mint late ho gai ha

Chinti aur Hathi ka Prem Vivah hua. Agle Din Hathi ki Maut ho gai...!!
Chinti Boli Wah Mohabbat, EK din ka pyar hua, ab sari umaR
kabaR khod ne PARAY GEE !!

Banta: Meri biwi mujhe chod ke chali gayi.
Santa: Tu uska khyal nahi rakhta hoga.

Banta: Arre yaar, Sagi behan ki tarah rakhta tha hahahahahahhaha

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Q.why girls cry on wedding day at the time of rukhsati..
Ans: wo sochti hain k itne saalo baad dulha mila wo b aik.